How I would summarize my life in a blurb.... if I were a villain.
Dashing through dark alleys, sprinting from screeching car alarms, it is imperative to keep a lookout for the super-villain, Natasha. A big, mean, bully-like girl at an intimidating five feet, zero inches tall, and a massive 120 pounds! Her life is devoted to deceit and treachery. She may look innocent and friendly, but she is made of nothing but a stone cold heart. Never let her trick you with her fake smile. She's only trying to fool you! With a blink of an eye she will steal everything you own, even your favorite pair of Christmas boxers! Hold on to your prized, and not-so-prized possessions. Before you know it, they may all be gone.
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